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THE MAGICAL BONGOS!
Once upon a time there was a tottally, way awesome incredible girl!
But we will just call her Zil! Zil lived in a very small town, but she
longed for bigger things. In fact that she long for bigger things so
much that everything she bought was just too big for here.
She would buy XXL shirts when she clearly was a S. And her pants
were so big that they seemed to always fall down! But Zil's
favorite big thing was her pair of GIANT BOOTS!! Boots so big
that someone once said "You could fit all of Zil in just one of those boots!"
And you probably could!
Now Zil wanted to help people in a BIG way. And she
wanted to get away from her small town to help people.
And because she loved her Giant Boots so much, she decided to
help these people who lived in a country shaped like
a GIANT BOOT! So Zil took off and took the biggest boat
across the BIGGEST Ocean! But there was a problem!! On this
boat was a big jerk, the biggest jerk of all!! His name was Joe.
Joe disliked Zil big heart for life so much that he pushed her right of
the boat! "Can you hear me now?" Cried Joe as he watched Zil
sink into the water because her boots where so big Zil sank faster then arock
When all was lost out of know where Zil was grabbed by what felt like human hands
and when she looked she saw a man, well almost, he had a fish tail instead of legs!
Zil knew then she was looking at a merman!
"Halgo!" Said the merman "My name is Caz! And you look like you could
use a hug!" So Caz gave Zil the biggest hug she had ever recieved!
And the hug was so awesome that Zil could breath underwater
for as long as she wanted(SWEET!). "Can You take me to
Giant Boot Country?" Asked Zil. "Okey Dokey" said CAz " But We need to
go somewhere else first!"
YAY!! That was an awesome story!
love ya,
Zac
JUST KIDDING!!!! here is the second half of our story!
THE MAGIC BONGOS! PART 3, oops i man 2!
Zil and Caz traveled many days together. And they met many
interesting creatures! There was the Zenufets, and Craddies, and
their where the wollywollydoodles. Zils favorite creature
was the HAEYODODAKKAWAKKAWs! But then one night a full moon was
rising and when Caz saw this he said "Umm, I have to go to the bathroom"
And Caz swam away. Zil knew something was up because Merman dont
go to the bathroom. So Zil swam after him. And when Zil caught up to
Caz she saw he was in pain. THEN BOOM!! When the bubbles cleared
Zil saw that Caz was not just a merman but a weremerman, or a
mermanwolf, or a merwolfman or a wolfmanweremer! Then Caz took of out of the water
and exited the earths atmospher because her was a spaceweremerman, or spacemermanwolf
or a merwolfspaceman, or a merspacewolfman, and sometimes called a Steve.
And Zil was left alone, but she knew she had to keep going to
reach the GIANT BOOT COUNTRY! While she was traveling
a giant bubble came around her and she couldnt move, then out of the depths
came an owl, a very wise owl, so wise he lived underwater. and he spoke to Zil
and said "Halgo Zil! You have a Big Smile, and big Boots, but most of all you
have a Big Heart! because of this i would like to present you with this gift"
Then the owl burped and out of his mouth came a stinky burp bubble, but
in the bubble was BONGOS! Then the owl spoke again and said "These are magic
Bongos, they take much practice but when you play them right something awesome will happen."
Then Liz was lifted up by the buble she was in and while she was assending she
turned to the owl and asked "How many licks does it take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" But the owl was gone.
The bubble took Liz to the GIANT BOOT COUNTRY!!
Zil helped everyone in a BIG way. She helped on person
alot! his name was Orteip. He was the biggest man in
GIANT BOOT COUNTRY!! He also gave the BIGGEST KISSES!
But Zil knew she could help more, and that the answer was in
the bongos, so she practiced and practiced, but nothing happend
One day Zil listed to the beat of her Big Heart, and she started
to play!!
And something amazing happened!! Everyone in the world
started dancing! And everyone had their own dance!!
The Zenufets did the hussle!
The Craddies did the matrix!
The Wollywollydoodles did some breakdancing!
The HAEYODODAKKAWAKKAWs did the robot cause the were Zil's favorite!
Joe made some snow angels because he wasnt a jerk anymore!
The owl got funky and did some disco because he was wise!
And Orteip did cartwheels because liz helped him most.
And Caz did the zobo walk because he was a real boy!!
EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!
THE END!!
THE MAGICAL BONGOS!
Once upon a time there was a tottally, way awesome incredible girl!
But we will just call her Zil! Zil lived in a very small town, but she
longed for bigger things. In fact that she long for bigger things so
much that everything she bought was just too big for here.
She would buy XXL shirts when she clearly was a S. And her pants
were so big that they seemed to always fall down! But Zil's
favorite big thing was her pair of GIANT BOOTS!! Boots so big
that someone once said "You could fit all of Zil in just one of those boots!"
And you probably could!
Now Zil wanted to help people in a BIG way. And she
wanted to get away from her small town to help people.
And because she loved her Giant Boots so much, she decided to
help these people who lived in a country shaped like
a GIANT BOOT! So Zil took off and took the biggest boat
across the BIGGEST Ocean! But there was a problem!! On this
boat was a big jerk, the biggest jerk of all!! His name was Joe.
Joe disliked Zil big heart for life so much that he pushed her right of
the boat! "Can you hear me now?" Cried Joe as he watched Zil
sink into the water because her boots where so big Zil sank faster then arock
When all was lost out of know where Zil was grabbed by what felt like human hands
and when she looked she saw a man, well almost, he had a fish tail instead of legs!
Zil knew then she was looking at a merman!
"Halgo!" Said the merman "My name is Caz! And you look like you could
use a hug!" So Caz gave Zil the biggest hug she had ever recieved!
And the hug was so awesome that Zil could breath underwater
for as long as she wanted(SWEET!). "Can You take me to
Giant Boot Country?" Asked Zil. "Okey Dokey" said CAz " But We need to
go somewhere else first!"
YAY!! That was an awesome story!
love ya,
Zac
JUST KIDDING!!!! here is the second half of our story!
THE MAGIC BONGOS! PART 3, oops i man 2!
Zil and Caz traveled many days together. And they met many
interesting creatures! There was the Zenufets, and Craddies, and
their where the wollywollydoodles. Zils favorite creature
was the HAEYODODAKKAWAKKAWs! But then one night a full moon was
rising and when Caz saw this he said "Umm, I have to go to the bathroom"
And Caz swam away. Zil knew something was up because Merman dont
go to the bathroom. So Zil swam after him. And when Zil caught up to
Caz she saw he was in pain. THEN BOOM!! When the bubbles cleared
Zil saw that Caz was not just a merman but a weremerman, or a
mermanwolf, or a merwolfman or a wolfmanweremer! Then Caz took of out of the water
and exited the earths atmospher because her was a spaceweremerman, or spacemermanwolf
or a merwolfspaceman, or a merspacewolfman, and sometimes called a Steve.
And Zil was left alone, but she knew she had to keep going to
reach the GIANT BOOT COUNTRY! While she was traveling
a giant bubble came around her and she couldnt move, then out of the depths
came an owl, a very wise owl, so wise he lived underwater. and he spoke to Zil
and said "Halgo Zil! You have a Big Smile, and big Boots, but most of all you
have a Big Heart! because of this i would like to present you with this gift"
Then the owl burped and out of his mouth came a stinky burp bubble, but
in the bubble was BONGOS! Then the owl spoke again and said "These are magic
Bongos, they take much practice but when you play them right something awesome will happen."
Then Liz was lifted up by the buble she was in and while she was assending she
turned to the owl and asked "How many licks does it take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" But the owl was gone.
The bubble took Liz to the GIANT BOOT COUNTRY!!
Zil helped everyone in a BIG way. She helped on person
alot! his name was Orteip. He was the biggest man in
GIANT BOOT COUNTRY!! He also gave the BIGGEST KISSES!
But Zil knew she could help more, and that the answer was in
the bongos, so she practiced and practiced, but nothing happend
One day Zil listed to the beat of her Big Heart, and she started
to play!!
And something amazing happened!! Everyone in the world
started dancing! And everyone had their own dance!!
The Zenufets did the hussle!
The Craddies did the matrix!
The Wollywollydoodles did some breakdancing!
The HAEYODODAKKAWAKKAWs did the robot cause the were Zil's favorite!
Joe made some snow angels because he wasnt a jerk anymore!
The owl got funky and did some disco because he was wise!
And Orteip did cartwheels because liz helped him most.
And Caz did the zobo walk because he was a real boy!!
EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!
THE END!!